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The Onion

Biden: U.S. Won’t Rest Until Brittney Griner Returned Home To Serve Marijuana Possession Sentence [1143d]
Alex Jones Concedes Sandy Hook Happened On Mars [1143d]
Kansas Votes To Protect Abortion Rights In State Constitution [1143d]
Pelosi Moved By China’s Spectacular Show Of Military Force Celebrating Her Visit To Asia [1143d]
Kylie Jenner Criticized For Taking 12-Minute Flight On Private Endangered Whooping Crane [1143d]
Chicken Reacts To Fried Chicken Tutorial [1143d]
Child Not Quite Confident Enough To Pull Off ‘Be Yourself’ Shirt [1143d]
Americans Explain Why They Support Going To War With China [1143d]
Dakota Johnson Runs Errands In Heels And Barely There Crop Top: You Wish, Pervert, She’s Wearing An Astronaut Suit [1144d]
Airbnb Removes ‘Slave Quarters’ Listing Marketed As Luxury Getaway [1144d]
Single Voice Emerges From Whirlwind Of Chaos In Man’s Head To Suggest He Eat Oatmeal Raisin Cookie [1144d]
Apologetic City Officials Admit Expressway Median Wasn’t Best Location For Off-Leash Dog Park [1144d]
Man Thrown Out Of Club For Touching Stripper’s Heart [1144d]