The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Suggests Eating Jarlsberg Cheese Daily May Help Stave Off Osteoporosis [1139d]
• Finest Feline Reporting: The Onion’s Most Consequential Cat Journalism [1139d]
• Statue Reacts To Chicken Reacting To Fried Chicken Tutorial [1139d]
• Georgia Allowing ‘Unborn Children’ To Be Claimed As Dependents On State Taxes [1139d]
• Americans Explain Why They Refuse To Return To The Office [1139d]
• Police Did Great Job, Police Say [1139d]
• LeBron James Living Vicariously Through His Son Not Being A Once-In-A-Generation Talent [1139d]
• Mom Chimes In To Baseball Game To Say Player Cheated On Wife [1139d]
• Study Finds Fewer Millennials Choosing To Become Good Parents [1139d]
• Grandpa Now More Open-Minded About Immigrants From Poland In 1890s [1139d]
• Man Choosing To See Breakup As Opportunity To Beg Girlfriend To Take Him Back [1139d]
• Pros And Cons Of A Cashless Society [1139d]