The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Academy Apologizes To Sacheen Littlefeather For 1973 Oscars Incident [1129d]
• If Your Kink Is Baseballs, Here You Go [1129d]
• What’s In The Inflation Reduction Act? [1129d]
• Smirnoff Unveils New Vodka Infused With Agricultural Runoff [1130d]
• Monsanto Executive Threatens To Detonate Every Corncob In Nation Unless Demands Met [1130d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Are Preparing For A Civil War [1130d]
• Man Feeling Ancient After Realizing He Older Than Everyone In Little League World Series [1130d]
• Wirecutter Unveils Recommendations For Best Electric Chairs [1130d]
• Every Man Leering At Little League World Series Claiming To Be Scout [1130d]
• Overzealous Fly Not Even Waiting For Shit To Drop From Dog’s Asshole [1130d]
• Nearly Half Of All Teens Say They Use Internet ‘Almost Constantly,’ Survey Finds [1130d]