The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Signs Inflation Reduction Act Into Law [1128d]
• Andy Reid Criticizes Soldier Field’s Eating Conditions [1128d]
• American Masculinity Faces Existential Threat After Man Asked To Be Nicer Sometimes [1128d]
• Tree That Killed Driver Sentenced To Execution By Chainsaw [1128d]
• Inspiring Woman Becomes Professional Surfer Despite Shark Biting Head Off [1129d]
• Boyfriend Not Sure If He Expected To Leave Party Just Because Girlfriend Heading Out In Ambulance [1129d]
• Serena Williams Looks Back On Her Career Highlights [1129d]
• Concerned Mother Pores Over Troubled Son’s Journal For Anything That Could Implicate Her [1129d]
• Reflection Looks Way Drunker Than Woman Anticipated [1129d]
• Post-Roe Abortion Laws In Every State [1129d]
• Man Rescued From Tunnel In Rome After Alleged Attempted Bank Heist [1129d]
• U.S. Condemns Myanmar For Not Making Activist Executions Look Like Accidents [1129d]
• Police Officer Keeps Post-It Note Over Body Cam For Privacy [1129d]
• Young People: Are They Trying To Replace Old People? [1129d]