The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Massachusetts Student Receives Violation For Wearing Hijab [1124d]
• Dream Fact: Did You Know? [1124d]
• Generous Airbnb Host Offers Guests Copy Of Hidden Camera Footage To Commemorate Visit [1124d]
• Pennsylvanians Explain Why They Are Voting For Dr. Oz [1124d]
• Report Finds It Impossible To Save Money [1124d]
• Study Finds Even ‘Limited’ Nuclear War Would Kill Billions [1124d]
• Vitamin C And The Nutrient Gang Make Surprise Appearance In Area Man’s Breakfast [1124d]
• Jordan Peterson Comforted By Knowledge His Fanbase 95% Female [1124d]
• Raytheon Unveils Deadlier Poison-Tipped Ballistic Missile [1124d]