The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Colleagues Give Dr. Fauci Rubella As Retirement Gift [1390d]
• Fauci To Step Down In December [1390d]
• Medical Student Totally Blanks On How To Solemnly Close Dead Patient’s Eyelids [1390d]
• Gut Reaction [1390d]
• How Did You Know He Was Cheating? [1390d]
• Americans Explain Why The Minimum Wage Should Not Be Raised [1390d]
• Landlord Informs Tenants Of Upcoming Improvements To His Lake House [1390d]
• Sacklers Ask Friend For Hookup To Buy Pharmaceutical Company From [1390d]
• Mom Compliments Foreigner On How Cheap Everything Is In Their Country [1390d]
• Dennis Rodman Plans Trip To Russia To Seek Brittney Griner’s Release [1390d]