The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Brits Take Turns Mourning Atop Queen’s Bucking Casket [1097d]
• Patagonia Founder Donates Company To Environmental Nonprofit [1097d]
• British People Explain Why They Support The Monarchy [1097d]
• U.S. Approves Billions To Fund Struggling Russian Military [1097d]
• Greg Abbott Sends Hundreds Of Migrants To DeSantis’ House To Teach Him Lesson About Stealing Idea [1098d]
• Aaron Rodgers Downplays Rough Start As Normal Ups And Downs Of Massive Global Conspiracy [1098d]
• Biggest Royal Scandals Under Queen Elizabeth’s Reign [1098d]
• Blackout Drunk Man Reasons That More Alcohol Could Only Make Him Feel Even Better [1098d]
• Heist Crew Accidentally All Getaway Drivers [1098d]
• Kangaroo Kills Australian Man In Rare Fatal Attack [1098d]
• Flight Attendant Reminds Passengers Seat Belt Can Be Used As A Strangulation Device [1098d]
• Silk Introduces New Milk Alternative Made From Blended And Strained Cattle [1098d]
• Referees Call For Replay To Admire Great Call [1098d]