The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 1,000-Year-Old German Choir Admits Girls For First Time [1094d]
• Martha’s Vineyard Residents React To DeSantis Flying Migrants To Island [1094d]
• The Royal Line Of Succession [1094d]
• Reverend Delays Queen’s Funeral Few More Minutes To See If Even One Person Shows Up [1094d]
• Top Issues Of The 2022 Midterms [1094d]
• Meghan Markle Enters 10th Day Of Unshakably Great Mood [1094d]
• MTA Announces Train Delayed Due To The Beautiful Randomness Of Life [1094d]
• Everything Listed In The Queen’s Will And Where It’s Going [1095d]
• Biden Negotiates Tentative Deal To Avert Rail Strike [1095d]
• Airbnb Owner Outbid On House By Family That Just Going To Use It As A Home [1095d]
• Dying Polar Bear Has To Admit Owning A Private Jet Would Be Fucking Sick [1095d]
• Otherwise Mighty Lightning Powerless To Overcome Allure Of Tall Rod [1095d]
• Very Important Man One Of The Main Guys Where He Works [1095d]