The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Florida Republicans Vote Against Hurricane Relief [1317d]
• Daily Affirmation: Stop Apologizing [1317d]
• Kim Kardashian Pays SEC Fine In Instagram Post Promoting SEC [1318d]
• Man Who Shot Iraqi Civilian To Death In Front Of Family Given 10% Discount On Popcorn [1318d]
• Megan Thee Stallion Launches Website With Mental Health Resources For Fans [1318d]
• Things You Should Never Say To Your Amazon Alexa [1318d]
• ‘Blonde’ Director Claims Film’s Graphic Sexual Violence Accurate Depiction Of Medieval Time Period [1318d]
• Man In Flat-Brimmed Cap Explains Company’s Mission Statement [1318d]
• School Budget Committee Votes To Eliminate 4th-Graders Entirely [1318d]
• McDonald’s Testing New Self-Ordering Kiosk That Cries When Customers Yell At It [1318d]
• Moon Dead At 29 [1318d]
• Palace Staff Decides Not To Pack Up Funeral Stuff Just Yet After Seeing King Charles Up Close [1318d]