The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fake Heiress Anna Sorokin Released From Jail [1310d]
• Daily Affirmation: Release All Doubts [1310d]
• Woman Wishes She Could Be Fly On The Wall For Moment When Swatter Kills It [1311d]
• Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything [1311d]
• Study Finds Over Half Of Blind Americans With Walking Sticks Covert Assassins [1311d]
• Documents The National Archives Claims Trump Has Still Not Returned [1311d]
• Promising Journalism Student Already Self-Censoring To Parrot Corporate Talking Points [1311d]
• Progressive Alabama School District Teaches Students That Every Race The Master Race In Own Way [1311d]
• American Tourist Smashes Two Sculptures At Vatican After Demanding To See Pope [1311d]
• Sanitation Worker Digs Around Truck For Source Of Weird Smell [1311d]