The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against ‘Serial’ Podcast Subject Adnan Syed [1308d]
• Sean Hannity Plays Voicemail From His Dad Calling Him A Piece Of Shit To Demonstrate Healthy Father–Son Relationship [1308d]
• Raytheon Unveils Missile Capable Of Targeting And Scuffing Up Jordans [1309d]
• Most Important 2022 Midterm Races [1309d]
• New AI Could Diagnose Illnesses By Analyzing Patient’s Voice [1309d]
• Best Bios From The Conservatives-Only Online Dating Site ‘The Right Stuff’ [1309d]
• Leaked Documents Reveal CIA Secretly Flooded White Communities With Vegetables [1309d]
• Considerate Woman Informs Masturbating Stranger His Fly Is Down [1309d]
• Cop Clearly Only Pulled Over Driver To Reach Monthly Kill Quota [1309d]