The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• FDA Announces Adderall Shortage [1303d]
• Daily Affirmation: Out Of My Hands [1303d]
• Everyone On Cruise Line Fantasizing About Throwing Off Loved One, Watching Body Sink Into Deep [1303d]
• Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent [1303d]
• Ohioans Explain Why They Are Voting For J.D. Vance [1304d]
• Bumbling American Tourist Visiting Vatican Accidentally Breaks Pope [1304d]
• ‘So You Brought Home A White Girl, Huh?’ Say Skeptical White Parents To White Son [1304d]
• Transportation Department Unveils ‘Good Luck’ Signals For Pedestrians Trying To Cross Intersections [1304d]
• White House Offers Migrants Legal Path To Deportation [1304d]
• Archaeologists Discover Ancient Roman ‘Fridge’ With Meat Still Inside [1304d]