The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rishi Sunak Named U.K. Prime Minister [1295d]
• Mother Informs Children That Grandpa Has Died For Real This Time [1295d]
• What Is The Scariest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? [1295d]
• Netflix Limits Users To One Eye Per Screen [1295d]
• Biblical Historians Reveal Jesus Christ Chose Stage Name To Sound Less Jewish [1295d]
• Women Explain Why Men Under 30 Are Unfuckable [1295d]
• Man Suspends Disbelief To Watch Film Where Regular Person Changes For The Better [1296d]
• Bitch Waitress Apparently Not Going To Post About $1,000 Tip On Social Media [1296d]
• First Known Family Of Neanderthals Found In Russian Cave [1296d]
• Adding Insult To Injury, Man Mauled To Death By Dog Wearing Puffy Vest [1296d]