The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Adidas Drops Kanye West Over Antisemetic Remarks [1294d]
• Inspiring Woman Becomes Professional Surfer Despite Shark Biting Head Off [1294d]
• What To Know About New U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak [1294d]
• Black Man Informed He Pretty Articulate For A Fundamentally Subhuman Life Form [1294d]
• Vague New Dating Site Caters To People Who Like To…You Know, Do That Certain Thing [1294d]
• Something Called ‘Guacamole Donut’ Burying News Of Dozens Of School Shootings [1294d]
• Assisted Living Center Gives Residents Independence To Wander Off And Die On Their Own [1294d]
• Woman Charged With Sending Swarm Of Bees To Attack Deputies Serving Eviction Notice [1295d]
• Student Sent To Principal’s Office For Refusing To Masturbate To Flag During Pledge [1295d]
• What To Tell A 10-Year-Old Who Has Been Denied An Abortion [1295d]
• Gatorade Introduces Shareable Multi-Teat Bottle [1295d]