The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Taylor Swift Becomes First Artist In History To Hold Every Top 10 Spot On Billboard Hot 100 [1288d]
• GOP Condemns Attack On Paul Pelosi As Half-Assed [1288d]
• Long Story Short, Your Father Had A Stroke [1288d]
• FDA: Everyone Needs To Induce Vomiting Right Now [1288d]
• School Board Reminds Attendees To Limit Comments To 60 Slurs Or Less [1288d]
• Parents Explain How Affirmative Action Has Destroyed Their Children’s Future [1288d]
• Should Biden Run Again? [1288d]
• It’s Ageist To Suggest A Corpse Can’t Be A Great Leader [1288d]
• Biden Wants To Be President Later, But He’s Already President Now? Can’t Have It Both Ways, Mr. President [1288d]
• Joe Biden Deserves 4 More Years Of Making My Centrist Baby Boomer Pussy Sopping Wet [1288d]
• I Mean, Sure, Who Gives A Shit? [1288d]
• Okay, Don’t Tell Anyone I Told You This, But I Have A Friend Who Works At The White House And She Said That Biden’s Literally Not Nice In Real Life At All [1288d]
• Joe Biden Is Much Too Old, Unlike Me, A Person Who Is Incredibly Youthful, Marketable, And Available For Freelance Gigs And TV Appearances [1288d]
• American Presidents Serve 4-Year Terms [1288d]
• Do Your Worst To Me, But I’ll Never Tell You Bastards Whether I Think Biden Should Run In 2024 [1288d]
• N-Word Use On Twitter Jumps 500% After Elon Musk Takeover [1289d]