The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion Mourns The Passing Of Gallagher [1278d]
• The Onion’s Guide To Renewable Energy [1278d]
• Sam Bankman-Fried Sobs After Accidentally Dropping Last Crypto Down Sewer Grate [1278d]
• KFC Apologizes For Kristallnacht Chicken And Cheese Promotion [1278d]
• Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank [1278d]
• Raphael Warnock Loses All Faith In God After Being Forced Into Runoff Against Herschel Walker [1278d]
• U.S. Pledges To Reduce Reliance On Energy Siphoned From Unconscious Americans Living In Simulation [1278d]
• Honor Our Troops By Watching Over This Sleeping Soldier [1278d]
• Parents At Zoo Shield Children’s Eyes From Gorillas Having Public Execution [1278d]
• Study Finds Majority Of Americans Die Within Same Trash Compactor They Were Born Into [1278d]
• Twitter Employees React To Getting Laid Off [1278d]
• Trophy Shopper Poses With 200 Pounds Of Pre-Packaged Ground Beef [1278d]
• Voters Reelect Dead Pennsylvania State Representative [1278d]