The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elizabeth Holmes Sentenced To More Than 11 Years In Prison [1268d]
• Elon Musk’s Rules Of ‘Insane Productivity’ That Were Sent To All Twitter Employees [1268d]
• Elon Musk Criticized For Firing So Many Employees Rather Than Spending Decades Grinding Them Down [1268d]
• Things You Should Never Say To A Flight Attendant [1268d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1268d]
• Priest Never Sure How To Fill Awkward Silence After Last Rites Finished But Before Person Dies [1268d]
• British World Cup Attendees Accused Of Smuggling Alcohol Into Stadium Through Bloodstreams [1268d]
• Biggest Shortcomings Of Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars [1268d]
• New STEM Program Teaches Students Skills To Appease Whims Of Capricious Tech CEO [1268d]
• Toddler Demands Full Investigation Into Why That Man Has No Hair [1268d]
• Landlord Pledges To Address Tenant Infestation [1268d]
• Study: Sperm Counts Worldwide Have Plunged 62% In Under 50 Years [1268d]