The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Cyber Monday Retailers Worried Americans Not Ready To Buy Goods Over World Wide Web [1261d]
• U.S. Black Friday Sales Surpass $9 Billion In New Record [1261d]
• Trump Disappointed After Holocaust Denier Tells Him Holocaust Never Happened [1261d]
• Worst Ways Amazon Exploits Workers During Cyber Monday [1261d]
• Man Hopes No One Can Tell He’s Bald Under Full Head Of Hair [1261d]
• Marvel Not Even Bothering To Replace Green Screens With CGI Anymore [1261d]
• FDA Warns Tying Penis Into Knot Only Prevents 73% Of Pregnancies [1261d]
• Study Finds Plants Communicate Using Underground Network Of Spies [1261d]
• Republican Lawmakers React To Anti-LGBTQ Violence [1261d]