The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Indonesia Bans Sex Outside Of Marriage [1252d]
• Onion Explains: The International State Of Women's Rights Pt. 2 [1252d]
• Everything We Know About Elon Musk’s ‘Twitter Files’ [1252d]
• Pros And Cons Of Refusing Service Based On Religious Beliefs [1252d]
• ‘So What Do You Do For Work?’ Says Man In Brilliant Opening Gambit Of Making Woman Love Him [1252d]
• Students Uncover Under-Desk Surveillance Devices [1252d]
• Twins Invent Secret Sex Move They Only Use With Each Other [1252d]
• Trump Slams Biden As America’s Most Flat-Assed President [1252d]
• We Reunited Over 600 Former ‘Survivor’ Castaways And Learned Some Pretty Scary Lessons About Why Buildings Have Maximum Occupancy Limits [1252d]
• Amish Horse Has Probably Never Used Cell Phone [1252d]