The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Argentina Wins 2022 World Cup [1240d]
• Hanukkah Fact: Did You Know? [1240d]
• ‘The Curse Is Lifted,’ Says Messi Before Transforming Back Into Soccer Ball [1240d]
• Prince William, Prince Harry Settle Dispute With Arranged Marriages Between Children [1240d]
• Trump Mocked For ‘Major Announcement’ He’s Selling Trading Cards [1240d]
• Neymar Wins World Cup’s Golden Tears Award For Most Faked Injuries [1240d]
• Meryl Streep Dropped By Agent After Failing To Develop Massive TikTok Following [1240d]
• Disappointed Man Reaches Bottom Of Ice Cream Carton Right When He Was Hitting His Stride [1240d]
• Report: Over 10,000 Pedestrians Struck Annually By Drivers Rushing To Beat McDonald’s Breakfast Cut-Off Time [1240d]
• What To Say If Your Boss Asks You To Work On Christmas [1240d]
• At Least Man Masturbating On Bus Wearing Mask [1240d]