The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Existential Horror At Wealthy Elite Selling Off Humanity’s Future Successfully Sublimated Into Yelling At Cashier [1233d]
• Things To Never Say To Your Amazon Delivery Driver [1233d]
• Florida Woman Suing Velveeta Over ‘False’ Cooking Time Claim [1233d]
• Drake Gifts DJ Khaled 4 Luxury Toilets For Christmas [1233d]
• Shanghai Tower Named World’s Tallest Building Amid Late Growth Spurt [1233d]
• Mom Wants To Know When Couple Going To Give Her Better Grandchildren [1233d]
• Zombie Virus Revived After 48,500 Years In Permafrost [1233d]
• Doctors Warn Insomnia Can Affect Ability Of Weird Guy To Stand In Doorway Watching You Sleep [1233d]