The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pride At Using Big Word Causes Man To Completely Lose Train Of Thought [1232d]
• French Baguette Given UNESCO World Heritage Protection [1232d]
• Childless Man Wonders Who’ll Be There To Neglect Him When He’s Old [1232d]
• Nation’s Drunk Women List Mental Illnesses They Have [1232d]
• Unfortunate Study Finds Abusing Waitstaff Secret To Longer, Happier Life [1232d]
• Narcan Vending Machine Reverses 600 Overdoses [1232d]
• Things All Cats Do That Prove They Are Psychopaths [1232d]