The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Signs You’ve Spent Too Much Time With Your Family Over The Holidays [1231d]
• England No Longer Majority Christian [1231d]
• Self-Loving Tesla Forgives Itself For Running Over Child [1231d]
• New Pam Ad Campaign Reminds Teens That Pam Can Get Them High And Is Easy To Obtain [1231d]
• Studio Offers Free Kanye West Tattoo Removal [1231d]
• Breaking: Tsh Ch-Ch-Tsh Ch-Ch-Tsh Ch-Ch-Tsh [1231d]
• Short Death Row Inmate Strapped Into Electric Booster Seat [1231d]