The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• BREAKING: 129,600… 129,599… 129,598… [1229d]
• Nation's Single Friends Announce Plans To Just Sort Of Stand There While Couples Kiss On New Year's Eve [1229d]
• South Koreans To Become Younger As Traditional Age System Scrapped [1229d]
• Police Release Composite Sketch Of What They Would Prefer Murder Suspect To Look Like [1229d]
• Flesh-Eating Bacteria Struggle To Chew Through Leathery Florida Residents [1229d]
• Hospital Patient Arrested For Switching Off Neighbor’s ‘Noisy’ Oxygen Machine [1229d]
• Things To Never Say To A Taylor Swift Fan [1229d]
• Protagonist’s Wife To Answer His Phone Call While Mixing Food In Bowl [1229d]