The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• NFL Releases Statement Clarifying There Are Not Things More Important Than Football [1225d]
• Kevin McCarthy Assures Skeptical Republicans He Shares Their Vision Of Innocents Drowning In Oceans Of Blood [1225d]
• Idiotic New Year’s Resolutions You’ll Never Actually Keep [1225d]
• Politicians Explain Why They Oppose Term Limits [1225d]
• Iconic Artist Of ‘Huge Titty Lois Griffin’ Sadly Remains Unrecognized In His Lifetime [1225d]
• France To Offer Free Condoms To Adults Up To Age 25 [1225d]
• Union-Busting Manager Graciously Accepts Pay Cut Because Boss Knows Best [1225d]
• White House Now Just Saying That Biden 52 [1225d]