The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kevin McCarthy Elected House Speaker After 15 Rounds Of Voting [1219d]
• Explosive Prince Harry Memoir Reveals William Used Too Much Tongue When They Kissed [1219d]
• Brazilians Terrified That Riot Could Lead To Tedious Congressional Hearings [1219d]
• McCarthy Elected Speaker After Far-Right GOP Minority Joins Rest Of Far-Right GOP Majority [1219d]
• Sex Fact: Did You Know? [1219d]
• Man Has Real Thing For Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Aryans Of Pure Breeding Stock [1219d]
• Couple Loses Life Savings After Getting Scammed Into Having Baby At Hospital [1219d]
• Dignity Temporarily Set Aside To Enjoy Trampoline [1219d]
• Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report [1219d]
• CEOs Explain Why They Oppose A 4-Day Workweek [1219d]