The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Relaxed Marie Kondo Now Says She Perfectly Happy Living In Waist-High Sewage [1197d]
• U.S. Officials Call For Correct Amount Of Violence [1197d]
• Pope Francis Declares Nothing Wrong With Guy Giving Buddy Tug Job After Few Drinks [1197d]
• Kamala Harris Asks Communications Assistant If She Can Take Them Out For Coffee And Pick Their Brain Sometime [1197d]
• What The Cluck [1197d]
• 25 Arrested In Fake Nursing School Diploma Scheme [1197d]
• Middle School Boyfriend Genuinely Referred To As ‘Ex’ [1197d]
• World’s Oldest American Dies At 72 [1197d]
• Report: Everyone Laughing At What Is A Very Silly Misunderstanding, But Don’t Be Fooled—Even Now, The Seeds Of Resentment Are Taking Root [1197d]
• CEOs Explain How They Will Use ChatGPT [1197d]