The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• President Biden To End Covid-19 Emergencies May 11 [1193d]
• Court Rules Domestic Abusers Cannot Be Barred From Owning Instrument Of Vengeance [1194d]
• Nation Surrenders To Chinese Balloon [1194d]
• Florida Board Of Education Removes Africa From World Maps [1194d]
• Geneticists Announce They Have Resurrected Woolly Mammoth’s Trunk Only [1194d]
• U.S. Blows Itself Up So China Can’t Have It [1194d]
• Newly Discovered Sketches Reveal Regional Chain Restaurants Lewis And Clark Encountered On Expedition Across America [1194d]
• Tom Brady Retires Again [1194d]
• Teen Boys Beat Shit Out Of ChatGPT Servers After It Only Gets Them ‘C’ On Assignment [1194d]
• Rules To Follow When Dating A Friend’s Ex [1194d]