The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• AMC Now Basing Ticket Prices On Proximity To Guy Masturbating In Dark [1190d]
• George Santos Panicking After Prospective Aide He Thought He Made Up Accuses Him Of Sexual Misconduct [1190d]
• Man Fact: Did You Know? [1190d]
• Man Sues Woman For ‘Emotional Trauma’ After Rejecting Him [1190d]
• Nation’s Children Rocked By Getting Molested Scandal [1190d]
• Tom Brady Fans React To His Retirement [1190d]
• Peninsula Wishes It Was Island So Bad [1190d]
• Police Stop Black Civilian For Fitting Description Of Giant Fire-Breathing Reptile Terrorizing Tokyo [1190d]
• Sponsored: 18 More Days Until You’re Struck And Killed By Kia Sorento [1190d]