The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Delivers State Of The Union [1188d]
• Anxious Marjorie Taylor Greene Wondering If She Talked Too Much Last Night [1188d]
• Mitt Romney Exhausted After Scolding All 535 Liars In Congress [1188d]
• Highlights Of Biden’s State Of The Union Address [1188d]
• Airbnb Tests New Feature That Allows Black Guests [1188d]
• Study Links Stress To Desperately Grasping For Out-Of-Reach Weapon As Villain Approaches [1189d]
• Loyal Dog Spends Hours Each Day Humping Owner’s Grave [1189d]
• Whistleblower Uncovers CIA Plot To Get President Laid [1189d]
• Patient Who Was Declared Dead Found Still Alive In Body Bag [1189d]
• Republicans React To Biden’s State Of The Union Address [1189d]
• If Sci-Fi World Not Alien Enough For You, Here Come 2 Suns [1189d]
• Second Camera Shows Surprise Guest Xi Jinping Backstage Reacting To Everything Biden Saying [1189d]
• ‘But The Scary Balloon Popped, So They Went Back To Worrying About The Recession Monster,’ Says Joe Biden, Reading Illustrated Children’s State Of The Union [1189d]
• ‘Eh…You Get The Picture,’ Says Biden, Ending State Of The Union 45 Seconds Into Speech [1189d]