The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Joe Biden Reassures Himself People Not Thinking About Him That Much [1182d]
• Valentine’s Dinner Ruined After Boyfriend Overcooks Edible Underwear [1182d]
• Adam Schiff Seeks Diane Feinstein’s Endorsement By Playing Into Delusion He’s High School Sweetheart Who Died In WWII [1182d]
• Fear Of Rejection Prevents Man From Asking Woman What Her Underwear Smells Like [1182d]
• Rose Petal Fished Out From Between Ass Cheeks [1182d]
• Archaeologists Discover Early Humans Developed Shelter To Provide Passive Income Stream For Landlords [1182d]
• Valentine's Day Fact: Did You Know? [1182d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1182d]
• Bird Leaders Defend Shooting Down Aircraft That Illegally Entered Avian Airspace [1183d]
• Nation Frantically Prepares For Romantic Ejaculation [1183d]
• Amazon Echo Declares It Heard Everything And It’s Taking The Kids [1183d]
• Report Finds Mark Kelly Just Person ActBlue Made Up [1183d]
• Nation Celebrates Valentine’s Day [1183d]
• Worst Mistakes Men Make On Valentine’s Day [1183d]