The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Over 100 Children Found Working Hazardous Jobs At Slaughterhouses [1175d]
• Ohio Officials Point At Glass Of Water To Assure East Palestine Residents It Safe To Look At [1175d]
• U.S. Successfully Shoots Down Kid Jumping Too High On Trampoline [1175d]
• Apologetic Don Lemon Clarifies A Woman’s Relevance Is Not Defined By Age, But Conventional Attractiveness [1175d]
• Biden Informs Zelensky He Only There To See Ukrainian Woman He Met Online [1175d]
• Things That Will Get You Permanently Banned From Elon Musk’s Twitter [1175d]
• Channeled Aggression [1175d]
• Study Finds More Americans Turning To Own Feverish Imaginations For News [1175d]
• Man Never Thought He’d Become One Of Those Bug-Laid-Eggs-In-His-Ear Kind Of Guys [1175d]
• Woman Surprised By How Easy It Is To Get Along With Sister Now That They’re Adults Who Never See Each Other [1175d]
• Weirdest Things People Do To Celebrate Mardi Gras [1175d]
• God Admits He’s A Little Flattered When Someone Kills In His Name [1175d]