The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• First Generation iPhone Sells For $63,0000 [1174d]
• ‘10 Palestinians Dead After Israeli Raid,’ Reads Headline That Could Have Run Any Week For Past 75 Years [1174d]
• Baltimore Ravens Top ESPN’s Way-Too-Late 2012 NFL Power Rankings [1174d]
• Astute Movie Viewer Can Tell Dog Not Really Talking [1174d]
• Woman Just Has One Of Those Faces Strangers Feel Comfortable Masturbating To [1174d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With J.K. Rowling [1174d]
• Parents Trick Child Into Eating More Vegetables By Hitting Him If He Doesn’t Eat Vegetables [1174d]
• Alabama Taking Steps Toward Using Nitrogen As Execution Method [1174d]
• Friends Attempt To Salvage Grindingly Boring Night Out With High Five [1174d]