The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Climate Scientists Announce Earth Doing Pretty Good Today So You Can Take Afternoon Off And Have Fun [1159d]
• Arkansas Gov. Huckabee Sanders Signs Law Rolling Back Child Labor Protections [1159d]
• U.S. Military Discovers Bootleg F-22 Fighter Jets For Sale From Hundreds Of AliExpress Vendors [1159d]
• Dog Annoyed Vet Weighing Her With Jacket And Boots Still On [1159d]
• Bored Census Bureau Employee Changes Every Ohio Resident’s Name to Laura [1159d]
• Ron DeSantis Oversees Program Offering Florida Students Free Force-Fed Meals [1159d]
• The Growing Scourge Of AI? Someone Wrote An Ethnic Slur On A Roomba [1159d]
• Pros And Cons Of Banning Books [1159d]
• Toblerone Drops Iconic Design Due To Rules On ‘Swissness’ [1159d]
• Grim Reaper Slows Pace On Sidewalk So As Not To Freak Out Woman Walking Ahead Of Him [1159d]
• Ski Resort Increases Black Diamond Difficulty By Placing Snipers Along Trail [1159d]
• Biggest Hidden Costs Of Giving Birth In America [1159d]