The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Donald Glover Confirms Barron Trump Will Be Writing On ‘Swarm’ Season 2 [1150d]
• Subway CEO Just Assumed Cold Cut Combo Started Covid [1150d]
• Obama Reveals His NCAA Tournament Bracket Winner Is ‘Song Of Solomon’ By Toni Morrison [1150d]
• Americans Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day [1150d]
• Federal Reserve Assures Venture Capitalists That They’re Very Smart And Important [1150d]
• ‘Shazam!’ Sequel Occurs [1150d]
• Nauseous St. Patrick’s Day Reveler Unsure Whether He’s Going To Vomit Or Punch [1150d]
• EPA Announces They Found A Cool Bug And Want To Keep It [1150d]
• 3 A.M. SXSW Set At Some Place Named Ploppy’s Beef Chunk Referred To As Big Break [1150d]
• Locksmith Called After Man Loses Incantation Used To Open Ancient Stone Chamber [1150d]
• Area Teen Watching March Madness Enters 2-Week Phase Where Dream School Is Creighton [1151d]
• ChatGPT Starting To Think Journalist Could One Day Be Capable Of Independent Thought [1151d]
• New NCAA Streaming Service Lets Fans Watch 4 Capital One Commercials At Same Time [1151d]
• Conservatives Defend Their Anti-Trans Bigotry [1151d]
• Archaeologists Uncover Living Guy By Mistake [1151d]
• Ragged Houseplant Drags Itself Over Expanse Of Living Room Floor In Search Of Water [1151d]