The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Gwyneth Paltrow Stands Trial For ‘Hit-And-Run’ Ski Crash [1145d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Support 'National Divorce' Of Red, Blue States [1145d]
• Thoughtful Letter On How To Improve Legislative Process Undercut By Poison Included In Envelope [1145d]
• Government Subsidies Awarded To Any CEO Who Says ‘Climate’ [1145d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stormy Daniels [1145d]
• Trick Questions Cops Ask And How To Respond [1145d]
• Study Suggests ‘Dad Jokes’ May Help Kids Develop Into Healthy Adults [1145d]
• Annotations In Used Copy Of ‘Autobiography Of Malcolm X’ Make It Painfully Obvious That Previous Owner Was White [1145d]
• D.C. Lobbyists Pay Senators 5 Bucks To Fight Each Other [1145d]