The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kyrsten Sinema Descends To Senate Floor On Floating Platform Wearing Dress Shaped Like Gumball Machine [1140d]
• North Korea Tests Underwater Attack Drone Capable Of Generating Radioactive Tsunami [1140d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1140d]
• Being Shot In The Gut Fact: Did You Know? [1140d]
• Teacher Claims She Doesn’t Discriminate Between Black Students, Students She Gives A’s To [1140d]
• Fox News Anchors Respond To Claims About Workplace’s Toxic Culture [1140d]
• U.S. To Revamp Troubled Organ Transplant System [1140d]
• Woman Treats Self To Indulgent Meal Of Adequate Caloric Value [1140d]
• Stressed-Out City Dweller Wishes He Could Move Into Countryside And Just Hammer Nails Into Planks For Living Or Whatever They Do [1140d]
• MTA Announces New Minimum Income Requirements To Ride Subway [1140d]
• Man Intending To Just Take Quick Half-Hour Nap Accidentally Dies In His Sleep [1140d]