The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• LeBron James Credits Quick Injury Recovery To Crazed German Doctor Harnessing Power Of Lighting Atop Mountain Peak [1139d]
• ‘Succession’ Season Premiere Features Return Of Shadowy Dr. Succession Character [1139d]
• Jimmy, Rosalynn Carter Announce Divorce [1139d]
• Man Earnestly Looking For Career On Website Called Something Like ‘Job-A-Dabba-Doo.Com’ [1139d]
• Biden Tells White House Chef It His Birthday In Attempt To Scam Free Dessert [1139d]
• Things No One Tells You About Being A Sperm Donor [1139d]
• Realtor Trying To Pass Off Apartment’s Window Box Planter As Something Called ‘Romanian Balcony’ [1139d]
• Weird Little Hat Not Even Religious [1139d]
• Scientists Create Mice From Two Dads [1139d]
• Prisoner Given 10 Extra Years For Good Behavior To Serve As Role Model For Fellow Inmates [1139d]
• Conservatives Define What ‘Woke’ Means To Them [1139d]