The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• No One Wanted To Adopt This Poor Dog Because He Was A Registered Sex Offender, But He Found A Home With Me [1107d]
• Goofy Beats Ron DeSantis To Death With Crowbar [1107d]
• Kamala Harris Asks If She Can Put West Wing Docent Down As Reference [1107d]
• Pedestrian Thankfully Just Dented [1107d]
• Brave Teacher Rushes Shooter To Save Student She Trying To Sleep With [1107d]
• Barack Obama Releases Summer List Of Favorite Things To Masturbate To [1107d]
• Disney World Employees React To Attacks From Ron DeSantis [1107d]
• Apartment’s Landlord Looked Nicer In Pictures [1107d]
• Bryce Young Calls Friends, Family To Let Them Know He’s Completely Fucked [1108d]
• Roger Goodell Excited To See So Much Talented Inexpensive Labor [1108d]