The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study: Climate Change Making Airplane Turbulence Worse [1103d]
• Local Aerosmith Fan Sad This Last Time She’ll Be Giving Steven Tyler Head After Concert [1103d]
• Man Who Googled ‘How To Kiss’ 2 Years Ago Currently Going On Full-Blown Misogynist Tirade [1103d]
• Tearful Surgeon General Appears At Empty Chuck E. Cheese Table To Warn Nation Of Loneliness Epidemic [1103d]
• Inflatable Scabby The Rat Keeps Trying To Give Striking Hollywood Writers Copy Of His Screenplay [1103d]
• Bunch Of Disgusting Fatties At Met Gala Honor Karl Lagerfeld [1103d]
• Netflix Condemns WGA Strike For Putting Future Show Cancellations Behind Schedule [1103d]
• Police Officers Explain Why They Are Resigning En Masse [1103d]
• Owl Feeling Threatened Flares Out Feathers To Reveal Glock [1103d]
• Old Man Being A Little Showy About How Hobbled He Is [1103d]
• Annoying Houseguest Won’t Stop Frolicking Fully Nude Through Man’s Imagination [1103d]
• Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide [1103d]
• Man Jailed For Scaring Neighbor’s 1,100 Chickens To Death [1103d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ron DeSantis [1103d]