The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Texts From Tucker Carlson That Got Him Fired [1100d]
• Surgeon General Declares Loneliness Epidemic [1101d]
• Supreme Court Once Again Interrupted By Clarence Thomas Receiving Live Cheetah As Donor Gift [1101d]
• Eric Adams Killed By Vigilante After Acting Erratic As Mayor [1101d]
• What To Know About Shortages Of Adderall, Ozempic, And Other Medicines [1101d]
• Health Fact: Did You Know? [1101d]
• We Are Post-Pandemic. We Are Immortal. Those Still Alive Cannot Die. [1101d]
• Is Your Money Gathering Dust In A Savings Account When It Could Be Hidden Deep Within The Jungles Of Ecuador Luring Foolhardy Treasure Hunters To Certain Doom? [1101d]
• Grandma Asks To Split Single Strawberry [1101d]
• Concertgoer Heard Having ‘Full-Body Orgasm’ At L.A. Philharmonic Show [1101d]
• Federal Agents Intercept 500 Kilos Of Lifesaving Medication At U.S. Border [1101d]
• Man Always Makes Sure Last Thing He Says To Parents ‘I Fucking Hate You’ Just In Case They Die [1101d]
• Brits Explain How They Are Celebrating King Charles’ Coronation [1101d]