The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• King Charles Coronation Serves As First Gig For Harry’s Garage Band With Other Neighborhood Dads [1099d]
• Princess Diana Shows Up To King Charles’ Coronation In Sultry Revenge Coffin [1099d]
• Panicked King Charles III Flails Wildly After Getting Head Stuck Inside Coronation Crown [1099d]
• Court Finds Ed Sheeran Did Not Violate Copyright With Song ‘I Wish I Were An Oscar Mayer Wiener’ [1099d]