The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Senate Freaking Out After Dianne Feinstein Gets Her Hands On Gun [1085d]
• Disney Cancels Plans For $1 Billion Florida Campus [1085d]
• Full 3D Scan Reveals Titanic Completely Ruined [1085d]
• Wealthy Donor Rents Out Entire Water Park For Clarence Thomas [1085d]
• Matt Gaetz Announces Official Run For McArthur High Prom King [1085d]
• Cops React To The Fentanyl Crisis [1085d]
• This Week’s Most Viral News: May 19, 2023 [1085d]
• Couple Choosing Not To Have Kids Can’t Fathom Bringing Child Into World With So Many Marvel Movies [1085d]
• Stephen A. Smith Blasts Ja Morant For Poor Gun-Handling Fundamentals [1085d]
• If Pigs Are So Smart, Why Won’t They Debate Me? [1085d]
• Study: Marijuana Harms Developing Babies In First Trimester [1085d]
• Ricocheting Bullets Swiss Cheese Greg Abbott’s Hat During Press Conference [1085d]
• Company Designates Special Room Where Women Can Moan In Pain [1085d]
• Americans Describe What It’s Like Surviving A Mass Shooting [1085d]