The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Chlamydia-Like Bacteria Found Growing In Great Barrier Reef [719d]
• Ron DeSantis Relaunches Presidential Campaign From Inside Burning Tesla [719d]
• Target Removes All Towels From Stores After Soaking-Wet Lunatic Objects To Dryness [719d]
• Florida Woman Fills Out 25-Page Application To Receive Tampon From Dispenser [719d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: May 25, 2023 [719d]
• Presidential Candidate Profile: Tim Scott [719d]
• Anheuser-Busch Confirms All Bud Light Cans Have Undergone Gay Conversion Therapy [719d]
• Catholic Priests Defend Church Amid Sex Abuse Scandal [719d]
• Well, The Big Takeaways From Our Annual Seals Issue Are 1) Those Fuckers Bite, And 2) Your Other Fingers Are Worth Jack Shit Without A Thumb [719d]
• Area Man Always Ready To Comment On Song’s Bridge [719d]
• Grandma Asks For Help Looking Up Rule 34 Images [719d]
• Jared Leto Announces New Skincare Line For Him To Rub On Everyone Himself [719d]
• Childless Couple Watches Empty Crib From Doorway [719d]