The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Oath Keepers Founder Sentenced To 18 Years For Seditious Conspiracy [1073d]
• Parents Explain Why Trans Kids Should Be Banned From Prom [1074d]
• Experts Warn AI Could One Day Be Smart Enough To Eat Soup [1074d]
• Elizabeth Holmes Immediately Defrauds Biggest Inmate To Gain Other Prisoners’ Respect [1074d]
• Study Finds First Bullets Fired By Cop During Traffic Stop Dictate How Rest Of Interaction Will Go [1074d]
• Ukraine Admits Country’s Been In Shambles Since Hunter Biden Left [1074d]
• Body Language Fact: Did You Know? [1074d]
• Could You Process A Claim At A Health Insurance Company? [1074d]
• Jimmy Carter Embarks On Quest To Eat At Every Taco Bell In America [1074d]
• Another Star Falls From American Flag Following Well-Attended Drag Queen Brunch [1074d]
• CEO Outlines Challenges Company Facing Due To Own Insatiable Greed [1074d]
• Spirit Airlines Begins Offering $45 Directions To Nearest Greyhound Bus Station [1074d]
• Man Never Knows Right Time In Job Interview To Go In For Kiss [1074d]