The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Excited Parents Inform Only Child He’s Going To Have A Little Competitor For Their Love And Attention [1066d]
• What’s In The Pentagon Report On UFOs [1066d]
• Nation’s Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts [1066d]
• Taco Blues-Day [1066d]
• Taylor Swift Fans React To Her Breakup With Matt Healy [1067d]
• Twitter Users React To Elon Musk’s Censorship [1067d]
• Mid-Sized City’s So-Called Rush Hour Absolutely Pathetic [1067d]
• Pentagon Releases Images That Appear To Show Random Chinese Guy [1067d]
• Landfill Of Fast Fashion Clothing Now Large Enough To Be Seen From Space [1067d]
• Frightened Man Momentarily Forced To Engage With Reality In Between TV Episodes [1067d]