The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• What Investigators Found In Trump’s Secret Documents [1060d]
• Trump Charged With 37 Federal Counts In Classified Documents Case [1060d]
• Prison Officials Find Beautiful Present Left For Them In Unabomber’s Cell [1060d]
• Pete Buttigieg Fails Third Consecutive Driver’s Test [1060d]
• EPA Announces They Found A Cool Bug And Want To Keep It [1060d]
• Last-Ever Eye Contact In Human History Made [1060d]
• Dumbass Gets Head Stuck In T-Shirt [1060d]
• Deprogrammed [1060d]
• College Valedictorian Thought Offers To Be Professional Valedictorian Would Come Rolling In After Graduation [1060d]
• Men Explain Why Public Breastfeeding Should Be Banned [1060d]
• God Still Little Pissed Off Every Time Human Takes Bite From Apple [1060d]
• U.S. Postal Service Releases National Dog Bite Rankings [1060d]
• Bird Would Give Up Flying In Heartbeat For One Ride On Lime Scooter [1060d]