The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Most Notorious Criminals In U.S. History [1059d]
• Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister Known For His Sex Parties, Dead At 86 [1059d]
• Nikola Jokic Fast Asleep Seconds After Being Handed Championship Trophy [1059d]
• Trump Denies Storing Documents In Bathroom: ‘Just Because A Room Has A Toilet Doesn’t Make It A Bathroom’ [1059d]
• Chill Juror Good With Whatever Group Wants To Do For Verdict [1059d]
• White People Explain Why They Can’t Be Racist [1059d]
• Florida Liberal Pledges To Burn More Books By Women [1059d]
• Vulture Trying To Figure Out Good Way To Circle Without Being Rude [1059d]
• New Apple Vision Pro Ad Shows User Standing Chest-Deep In Flood Waters Watching ‘Ted Lasso’ [1059d]
• Addition Of Tootsie Rolls To Military Recruiter’s Table Triples Enlistment [1059d]
• Scientists Record First Known ‘Virgin Birth’ In Female Crocodile [1059d]