The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mercenary Leader Claims He Was Not Trying To Overthrow Putin [1043d]
• Turtle Fact: Did You Know? [1043d]
• Man Reflecting On Where He Went Wrong In Life To Deserve Worst-Looking Chocolate Chip Muffin At Coffee Shop [1044d]
• ChatGPT Required To Notify Users That It On Sex Offender Registry [1044d]
• Study Finds First 48 Hours Critical For Getting Abducted Child Across State Line [1044d]
• Maury Povich Launches At-Home Paternity Test [1044d]
• Bird That Can Read Everyone’s Thoughts Welcomed As Keynote Speaker Of Psychedelics Conference [1044d]
• Teenage Boys Explain Why They Love Andrew Tate [1044d]
• Wildfire Smoke Struggling To Stand Out Among Other Pollutants Already In Air [1044d]
• New Uber Feature Lets User Remotely Detonate Ride Running Late [1044d]