The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Justices Expand Supreme Court To 40 Right-Wing Buddies [1041d]
• Tourist Filmed Carving Girlfriend’s Name Into Rome’s Colosseum [1041d]
• Brett Kavanaugh Rules Against Loan Forgiveness Plan Citing Precedent That All Debts Mysteriously Vanish [1041d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: June 30, 2023 [1042d]
• Multimillion-Dollar City Beautification Project Results In 3 New Blades Of Grass [1042d]
• Couple At Restaurant Obviously On First Breakup [1042d]
• NFL Players Suspended For Violating DraftKings Terms Of Use [1042d]
• Taco Bell Ad Urges Customers To Consider Whether They Actually Interested In Trying New Beefy 5 Layer Burrito [1042d]
• Strip Club Installs Single Pinball Machine To Occupy Shy Members Of Bachelor Party [1042d]
• Bride’s Nose Just Starts Gushing Blood All Over The Place Right In The Middle Of Vows [1042d]
• Immigrants React To Ron DeSantis [1042d]